I say this because I've been begging for squishy food all morning and no one's giving any to me.
I think I'll just roll on the floor and cry about it now.
I was sitting looking, when suddenly WHAMSCREECH!
When I climbed back up behind the blinds to look, it was gone.
Loony chased me into the living room, and there she was. She hit the glass door. I hit the glass door. She yowled. I yowled. We hissed. I hissed.
Eventually, when I came back out, she wasn't there anymore.
She's about my size, but all black and brown and fluffy and she's got really long, long fur. It looks like it's got mud in it. I bet she gets bad hairballs. I hope she does, too.
A few days ago something scary happened to me! I was playing in the room with the food and the water, my part of Mommy's room, and I was poking around with my nose. I poked and poked, and I made a hole open up! So I went inside, and then the hole closed!
So I banged and banged until I woke up Mommy. She cussed at me, then came over to make me go Out. Then she realized I was trapped! So she opened that hole (it's where she stores the soft things) and I ran out!
She said something, it was sort of like "[mumble] cat in the [mumble mumble] cupboard at four the [mumble] o'clock in the [mumble] morning!"
Mommy is home. About time.
She wants me to come over to her so she can pet me and give me earscritches. Bad Mommy went away and stayed away for too long. I will not come over there. I will not let her give me earscritches.
Maybe I will go and barf on something else.
I don't even care what species you are, just pet me!
Mommy picked me up and put me in that WATER a few days ago. Should I let her pet me again? She's all wet right now.
*sigh* No nookie. No kittens. I'm done with the meowling and rolling around on the floor. That's it for this time. Maybe I'll get some next time.